Many people have been asking me of late, to explain why I consider beer as a medicine. So here is the list of reasons:
1. It cures heartaches, headaches, bodyaches, toothaches and nearly every kinda ache that you'll ever experience in your lifetime.
2. A perfect cure for kidney stone. You down enough quantity of the medicine and it'll get rid of your kidney stone in one night.
3. Cleans your stomach. Fresh start to mornings, takes care of your skin and also no more mouth ulcers. Wohoo!
4. Helps you fall into a peaceful dreamless slumber. Cures insomnia for many.
5. Solves most of the problems that milk just can't.
6. Provides entertainment when taken in right quantity by right people.
7. Makes you brave. Fill yourself with good enough quantity and you are ready to take on the world!
8. Beats the heat. Most suited drink for Indian climate.
9. And last but definitely not the least, unbeatable taste.
My favourite: Heineken
Note: Others are welcome to contribute to this list. I am sure there are more than just 9 reasons.