Women do speak alien!
Me: So you gonna tell him you like him?
Her: No way! Why should I approach first?
Me: Hmm... ego eh!
Her: No man! I don't have no ego issues! But I want HIM to come to me first!
Me disconnects the phone and blames it on bad network!
Me: Wanna eat egg bhurji?
Her: Yea yumm.. let's go to some roadside joint where we get it the best!
Me: Yea.. me loves tht too.. the cheaper the better too eh!
Her: Huh? It's not about money!
Her: Cheapo! By the way, you got cash right? I really have to save this week!
(and we ate at a roadside joint)
Her: I just spent Rs.750 on a head massage. For 3 hrs they just oiled my hair and gave it a nice massage
I was speechless!
Her: I am studying GMAT so i can go to the US.
Me: Huh! US? What you planning to take up?
Her: That I don't know. You know he's there in the US right? So let me reach the US first, there I will decide. By the way, you heard "B" is going to Pune?
Me: Yeah! She is taking up some acting courses because her boy friend plans to take up the same from there!
Her: What the hell! Mad woman! Does she ever think about her career!
Me reaches for my gun!
By the way - no one went to Pune and no one gave GMAT, so the US plans are still stranded!