Trust me my days are never funny! Me and fun also stay million miles away from each other. No.. don't get me wrong, I enjoy my life in my own lonesome way.. but yeah.. that's the story.. lonesome! Now its one dreaded disease... Cure anyone?
Okay.. Lets see how was today! At 3 am I was nicely dreaming of this cute chick in my law class when the harsh phone ring DISTURBED me! Lemme dream in peace mate! But it was important as this old guy fell off his bed and there was no one to help him.. so try ta come down asap and get him on the bed please.. was the nurse's cry for help! Yeah alright.. the cute gal can definitely wait.. So off I went and placed the poor guy back on his bed.. I mean I really felt for him.. though he was nothing but irritating in his old-but-fit days.. you somehow can't feel less than sympathy for the old and helpless.. So yeah! There was company there as some other "mate" from my building had come to offer his services too.. It was 3 am and I just wanted to get back to my bed, my sleep, my dream, my cute gal and this bozo starts "This guy has 3 sons.. not one but 3 sons" ... 'Yeah dude i know.. so?' "And no one's there to help him today.. Isn't that sad?".. I just offered him a 'Yeah man.. I agree'-kinda grin and raced upstairs. I mean yeah true we can't do nothing about it except just help, but 3 am wasn't the best time to express how sad you felt for none of his 3 sons being present there to help him! So I rushed home and tried to sleep. But I'd lost the cute chick and didn't quite get that happy sleep!
Woke up at 6.30, and was thinkin of stayin home.. but kicked my laziness and phew! threw my ass outta home.. gotta earn.. crap! I hate this.. I mean I love my work.. but I hate travelling for like 55 min of my day (and mind you its just one way 55 min) all alone.. and not like crowd of people are awaiting for me at office.. just a peon and some college dude! My boss just got a kid so he's gotta stay home! what the hell.. even I wanna marry, but the gal is gone.. oh.. fuck that story! Even I'm bored thinking of it! So yeah! I reach office and I realise there's nothing to do! So I sit down and enter this stupid blogger.com to type down my misery! Anycase... day's still not done! I'm sure there's more to this day! Let's see!
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
That bitch!
I don't hate dogs, dogs hate me!
Now trust me, I say this after 23 years of dealing with dogs and bitches! No matter how friendly I try to be with them, no matter how nice I try to be to them, they just don't stop to freakin hate me! I mean, you kinda know that they hate you when they bark at you, snort at you, basically give you the "I hate you" look! But I kinda always liked them! Something about dogs that I just like.. yeah.. no matter how much I want them to like me, they hate me and they stay away from me.. I respect that, unlike us humans who, if they hate you, will come in your way to fuck up your already fucked up life! So yeah.. I dedicate this coloumn to all you fuckin bitches and their sons! :P
There's this bitch who stays in my building. It's a stray bitch.. and no.. it's not officially adopted by anyone as such but is faithful to this weirdo who stays on the second floor. Now their love story was as good as unnoticed till someone stole a car from our compound! So there was some sorda society meeting in which all the problems faced by everyone were discussed. That is when this isssue of this bitch lying in the building everyday was brought up. Trust me, she's the only dog of her kind who's never barked at me. She's got very sad eyes which just keep looking at you. They actually are those begging eyes which are kinda begging for love (may be)! You just look at her and you feel for her man! trust me! She does nothing, just sits around right in front of the main gate and just abstains from moving, no matter how much you "bark" at it, she'll just look up to you and give the "Hey! don't you have anything better to do than to disturb me" kinda look! Finally you give in, she sleeps again and you walk past her.. everyone's happy! But humans have to have problem with that. Now personally me feels that the only difference between this dog and the rest of the tenants is that she doesn't pay the Rs. 100 rent at end of every month! Besides, she is much well behaved to others! She doesn't dirty our already messed up compound! A nice bitch really! So yeah.. someone was talkin bout gettin a dog van to get rid of her and this weirdo stood up and openly admitted his love towards her! The entire meet felt silent, it was one of its kind, but it was good to see them all open their minds, leave behind their conservative thoughts and accept this strange love! So all done now, the bitch resides outside the weirdo's door! We all saw her tummy growing for some months, we were dying to see the hybrid newborns. Trust me even sketches were made, some said it would have a dog face, others expected a dog body, the concept of tail enthralled us all! But sadly the babies were never disclosed before the world! Rumour has it that they lay hidden in his "never visited" borivli office! Unfortunately no one has the time and patience to rob into this place to find out about the new borns! But come what may.. what makes my "heart" happy is the fact that the conservative minds opened up to the fact that a man can love a bitch and live happily ever after!
Now trust me, I say this after 23 years of dealing with dogs and bitches! No matter how friendly I try to be with them, no matter how nice I try to be to them, they just don't stop to freakin hate me! I mean, you kinda know that they hate you when they bark at you, snort at you, basically give you the "I hate you" look! But I kinda always liked them! Something about dogs that I just like.. yeah.. no matter how much I want them to like me, they hate me and they stay away from me.. I respect that, unlike us humans who, if they hate you, will come in your way to fuck up your already fucked up life! So yeah.. I dedicate this coloumn to all you fuckin bitches and their sons! :P
There's this bitch who stays in my building. It's a stray bitch.. and no.. it's not officially adopted by anyone as such but is faithful to this weirdo who stays on the second floor. Now their love story was as good as unnoticed till someone stole a car from our compound! So there was some sorda society meeting in which all the problems faced by everyone were discussed. That is when this isssue of this bitch lying in the building everyday was brought up. Trust me, she's the only dog of her kind who's never barked at me. She's got very sad eyes which just keep looking at you. They actually are those begging eyes which are kinda begging for love (may be)! You just look at her and you feel for her man! trust me! She does nothing, just sits around right in front of the main gate and just abstains from moving, no matter how much you "bark" at it, she'll just look up to you and give the "Hey! don't you have anything better to do than to disturb me" kinda look! Finally you give in, she sleeps again and you walk past her.. everyone's happy! But humans have to have problem with that. Now personally me feels that the only difference between this dog and the rest of the tenants is that she doesn't pay the Rs. 100 rent at end of every month! Besides, she is much well behaved to others! She doesn't dirty our already messed up compound! A nice bitch really! So yeah.. someone was talkin bout gettin a dog van to get rid of her and this weirdo stood up and openly admitted his love towards her! The entire meet felt silent, it was one of its kind, but it was good to see them all open their minds, leave behind their conservative thoughts and accept this strange love! So all done now, the bitch resides outside the weirdo's door! We all saw her tummy growing for some months, we were dying to see the hybrid newborns. Trust me even sketches were made, some said it would have a dog face, others expected a dog body, the concept of tail enthralled us all! But sadly the babies were never disclosed before the world! Rumour has it that they lay hidden in his "never visited" borivli office! Unfortunately no one has the time and patience to rob into this place to find out about the new borns! But come what may.. what makes my "heart" happy is the fact that the conservative minds opened up to the fact that a man can love a bitch and live happily ever after!
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